The room, when Jack finds it, is no where near the bar. In fact, it's up in the air -- stairs that take far too long to climb for the simple goal of lying horizontal for a bit. The decoration matches the rest of this place -- whatever this place is -- decadent to the point of being nauseous ( Read more... )

Er... Is this thing on? How do you tell if it's on? The red light must mean...

Oh. Bloody contraption.

Uh, thisisCaptainJackSparrow. Who isn't... here. Figuratively. Metaphorically. Nrmnrmnrm... yes. That is all.

How do you shut it off now? Do you just --  Ahh!

*beep*